Jingle Bells

 

წინა შობა-საახალწლო პოსტი გადაკეთებული  Jingle Bells-ის რამდენიმე ვარიანტით:

 

Jingle Bells, Batman smells… Robin layed an egg.
Batmoblie lost a wheel and the joker got away.

 

 

Shotgun shells, Santa smells,
Rudolf ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up Chevrolet!

 

 

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolf got a .22
and shot him in the head.

Jingle Bells,
shotgun Shells
BBs in the air
Take a shot at Santa Claus
And listen to him swear.

Jingle Bells
Shotgun Shells
Santa Clause is Dead
Someone took my .45
And shot him in the head

Jingle bells,
Cockleshells,
BBs in the air,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In Santa’s underwear

Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells
Granny got a gun
Pulled the trigger
Shot a nigger
Now we’re having fun

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
and Joker takes ballet, HEY!

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Joker lost his lollipop
and found a milkyway

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy
on the motorway

Jingle Bells
Mortar shells..
VC in the grass
take your Merry Christmas
and shove it up your ass..

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Blows his nose in Cheerios
And eats them every day!

 

საახალწლო პოსტი კიდევ წინაა!